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Friday, 27 November 2009
Jon Bon Jovi. 27/11/09.


oh man, i somehow feel soo guilty that Bon Jovi wasn't on my fav bands list.
it's ok now tho, i've fixed it.

Jon is totally on my hottest guys list. he doesn't have unsightly tatoos, no smoker teeth or nails, don't have ugly eyes, and loves wine. %,%

my eyes are going gagagagagagagagagaga watching his music videos.

in It's My Life(another mv that totally makes no sense), a young man lives with his mom, is late in meeting his gf, has no sense to catch public transport or the elevator, runs down the stairs, jumps from the 3floor, hitches a ride on a dump truck, gets chased by a pack of dogs, falls in the way of a gasoline tank, lands in a gangster black car, and finally meets his gf. aww, so sweet. at some points of the mv, i kept thinking one guy is giving the mike a blowjob.
follow this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOfaYFIHt1g&feature=fvst
00:30, 2.49, and a few more. too lazy to post.

anyway, he looked effing hot.

like, i would totally jump his bones, if he didn't have a wife.
i'd marry the fella.

and his smiley in Have A Nice Day was soo cute! my frangt the fugly faggot cannot match up.

it appears as a pendent, which i'm dying to have, all over the damn place, and even in a crop circle. how cool is that? they muz have wasted a lot of time and resources.

i want a tanktop with 2 overlapping Bon Jovi smileys tho. all colours, please.

Chennai BBQ officially cancelled.

i need people to be audiences on the 30th nov, monday. sit there from 1to7. pm, of course.
pay-20bucks. st james powerhouse. i'll be there from 8am.

Fieary. 27/11/09.


01:10
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Monday, 23 November 2009
CHENNAI BBQ


NEWS ON THE CHENNAI BBQ IS CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE DUE TO LOW RESPONSE.

THE BBQ WILL BE SET FOR THE SAME DATE, 3 DEC, BUT WILL BE RE-ORGANIZED.

Fieary. 23/11/09.


23:54
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jacked up. 23/11/09.


dammit! i've seriously kena-ed a series of misfortune recently.

hardly anything has been going my way.

eg.
today, i woke up late.
i ran late in meeting Z.
the damn train was taking it's own sweet time to get moving.
my stupid jeans kept sliding down.
some perv in the train was staring me up and down repeatedly.
i got lost at Ion.
while waiting for Z to complete his job interview, some miserable little brat kept whining.
and stuff like that, get it?

even when i went to Tao's Modern Pacific Restaurant specifically for their Baked Prawn with Herbs, they removed it from the menu to cut costs.. =.= even their chocolate fondue was unavailable. their cheesecake sucks! oo, but the Baked Flounder with Cheese was yummy.

then i actually typed out a blog post while waiting for Z to be done at Takashimaya, but due to some technical fault in my crappy old phone, was unable to post it, or save it into a draft.... dammit.

and this shit all began during my O-levels mcq papers. when the bloody chalk kept flying into my eyes.

aight, i shall stop here.

i spent all my whining on the bus juz now to Erica. lol.

Fieary. 23/11/09.


23:34
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Wednesday, 18 November 2009
2012. 18/11/09.


did this up while watching the movie itself.

at about the 1.10.30 mark, got a cute guy shaking his head! ^^ eep! hottie.
1.32.30 cute japanese dude in a baker hat.

the russian pilot also quite cute! loving the accent. haha.. but his name is Sasha... -.=


fake stuff:
gigantic tsunamis in the oceans. waves form when the water slows as it enters shallower areas. the faster water at the back, not in contact with the bottom, overtakes the front water, creating a wave. in the ocean, no matter what the magnitude of the quake/speed of water, a wave will never form, as the seabed is too deep, and the water can't slow without contact with the ground.


some stuff i laughed at:

the president was an old black man. so 3 years from now, obama will be fat, wrinkly, and balding. his wife and 1 kid will be dead, and the other will be renamed "Laura".

"the earth's crust.. is destabilising..." hahahahhahaha!

"i thought we had more time." so did i when i realised my o's were tomorrow.

"it hurts my feelings when you say stuff like that" it hurts my eyes to look at you.

hahahahaha! the Mayan cartoon thing soo cute!! expiration and dinosaurs. plus chopping off your fingertips.

"i dunno honey, i juz feel like there's something pulling us apart (ground splits)" nature is trying to tell the ugly guy to fuck off and stop harrassing the lady.

hahaha. the radio thing very comical.

"daddy!" "GET IN THE FUCKING CAR RIGHT NOW!" lol.

(after backing the stepdad's car into the split in the ground.) "sorry."

car flew off a ramp, got splattered by sewage.

Randy's Rolling Donut!

"sweetie, lemme speak to daddy" "he can't talk right now, he's driving really really fast" (dad face faults -.-.) ha.

"bye birdies! bye.. is this your kid?" lol the hobo is hilarious. "soo beautiful.. ima stay.."
almost everything he says.
"i have goosebumps, people"
buttcrack showing, "i wish you could see what i see, people..."

"so, now that you got your map, where are we going?" map shows: CHINA
"we need a bigger plane" (doofy face)

guy2 has extra tickets for spaceship. "who you bringing?" "nobody. who, my ex-wife? last thing she said when she saw me was she never wanted to see me again. so be it!"

"wow... that's a big plane.." old droooley guy"it's russian... eh."

they broke the eiffel tower.

dalai lama says some confusing shit, digs in his robe, throws his disciple a rotting key, "be careful with the clutch... it slips." omfg! next scene, rotting truck coming through.. =.=

the state of something became a volcano.

THE EARTH'S POLES HAVE REVERSED THEIR MAGNETIC FIELDS, the south pole is now in Wisconsin!!!!! ahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha!

"it's like the whole world shifted by a thousand miles. "one thousand, five hundred and ninety-eight, to be exact." wtf?!?! hahahaha.

car engine won't start, yelling going on in the car, russian dude"everybody, shut up!" silence... "engine. start..." car screen: BENTLEY. on.
"voice control.."

helicopters flying overhead with giraffes, rhinos, elephants. haha. continuing on the species.

"my dad gave me an icecream cone for every book i read." wow, you must have been fat. "i was a fat kid." =.-

the blonde russian lady called her dog, got into the ship, and juz as the doors closed, stuck her hand out at her ex-boyfriend and gave him the neatly-manicured finger. hahahahahah!

they brought 2 of each animal on board the ships. why only 2? what if one is infertile? or gay?

"twenty-nine thousand feet? what the hell is at 29 thousand feet?" mount everest...

while waiting to unboard the ship. wife"where have you been all my life?" husband"gift shop."

ending was juz... apparently they had no idea how to end it, so they decided to do whatever to juz make it seem not so abrupt.

back to slacking.

Fieary. 18/11/09.


18:57
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"Both cars wrong lane". guffaw. 18/11/09.


went for med checkup juz now. actually, not soo bad, no blood test. ^^

but horrible shit, for the xray i had to go topless. and to make things worse, i had to be pressed up against the ice-cold metal machine. talk about porn star in an x-ray room.

everything went well, i learnt to pee in a cup, and i am 'obese'. haha!

the nurse was soo shocked that i was 60kg.

anyway, back to recapping the previous days' events.

18/11/09.

went for Singapore Polytechnic's Escapade. shitass horrible.

started off decently, till the dancers came on. bad music choice, bad choreography, ugly dancers with no skills. then horrible beatboxers came on, lasted for 20mins plus. at least, i went out after 20mins plus.

kanasai! cuz of the loud noise and over driven volume, i kena this massive headache and had to be escorted out of the auditorium by a facilitator, EeSiu and Sal.

EeSiu was soo nice. she led me to the toilet, then a staircase, where she volunteered to give me a head massage. my headache immediately went away. then another facilitator from another 'rival' team, i think his name is Alvin, came along and started fanning us! soo sweet. lol.

we gauged when we needed to go back by the number of trains that passed.

we were separated into 3 teams. Inno, Inspira, and Imagi. Innovation, Inspiration, and Imagination. Blue, Orange, and Green monsters. cookie monster, pile of shit, and snot. hahahha. you should have seen them.

anyway, the first announcer was a funny guy. no idea what race he was supposed to be, but he was a linguist. eng, chi, malay, tamil, and some dialects. he was speaking a li'l of each. had a racist moment, where they did a Punjabi remix of "If You're Happy And You Know It". fun stuff tho.

then came on a female mtv veejay. no idea who she is, but she failed.

after auditorium, went to this room, did "Knowing Me, Knowing You", an icebreaker programme. i totally didn't know my batch had soo many drag queens. during one of the activities, there were 'Pamela Anderson', 'horny she-male devil', and even MJ.

Skipping all the boring parts.

I won a pair of movie passes. they look.. well, not post-worthy.

Innoband rocks! the singer may not look much, but damn, he can sing!

i learnt that the Marina Barrage is now under SP. i was like, 'for real???'

then there was this Prison Break house thingy, complete with watchtower strobe lights and a misty entrance. totally choked me. the only missing article was a hot botak guy. ={

inside they gave each of us a testtube with a pee-ish substance inside.

vile liquid in a vial.

it was actually lemonade. hahahahah!

then there was this simulator thingy created by SP student. you stand in a box and wave your hand, and the book on the screen will flip it's pages. i was like, 'damn, not even japanese unis have this kinda technology!'

and a simulator, where you juz flip and turn a plain cardboard, and an SP building blueprint will appear on the screen, and flip and turn with it.

then cool robo-cop like animation played on the building wall for close to 30mins. i didn't watch it. i got dizzy. done by year 2 students. impressive skills and efforts tho.

there's a road in the Philipines, Iloilo, called Singapore Polytechnic Friendship Road. cool huh?

SP also came up with an earthquake simulator.. cheh.. i also can! juz suspend the thing, attach 4 ropes to each corner, and tug and pull as we like lorh! more fun too. xD~!

there were 8 programmes to the whole Escapade, but of course i couldn't bother larh.

by the Midnight Band thing, i was too tired out. sleep-deprived.

i was more than exhausted. literally drained till i did not even know whether i was sleepy or not.

it's like pain till the point of numbness.

the food sucked, of course. at dinner i only ate the sausage. at supper i only ate the cotton candy. at breakfast, i ate plain rice.

the Sunrise Surprise@Vivo was juz plain bullshit lorh!
fatass christmas tree blocking the mid, and construction buildings blocking the sides.
as for the released paper lanterns with candles inside, my team's burnt first and crashed into the roof of the walkway. Imagi's hit the tree and burnt, before crashing to the grass. only Inspira's was successfully released.

i was asleep the whole time, cuz prior to that, during the Midnight Gig thing at 1am through 3am, a bloody bitch woke me up 6times in a row for no shit. so i finally gave her the finger and threatened her before she left me alone. previous day was soo shitted up with her.

if i wasn't soo tired then, i would have kicked her ass soo hard she would have to piss through her teeth for a month!

oh ya, i forgot to mention. at about 12am, my hp ran out of batt, so it's back to basics to jot down draft points.

dum dum dum dum.....
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pen and paper.

that's all for now larh. post damn long enough.

Fieary. 14-15/11/09 - 19/11/09.


17:10
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Sunday, 15 November 2009


i guess i could post an update now, but either;a.) i'm too tired, or b.) i'm too busy.


23:51
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